Answer seven simple questions and find out which Withnail character you really are! Language advisory: If you're not allowed to watch the movie, you probably shouldn't be doing this test.
1. How do you deal with confrontation?
You want working on, boy!
If you don't leave we'll call the police.
It will die, it will DIE!
Show no fear!
I have a heart condition.
GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!
I've got a cramp in my mouth from grinning.
I'll murder the pair of yis!
No need to insult me man.
2. Your favourite meal is:
Cake and tea.
Eel stew.
Whatever I can dig up.
A free saveloy.
Something's FLESH!
Chicken.
Another pint.
A sumptuous feast.
Sandwiches.
3. Your trade or profession:
Service industry.
Unappreciated genius.
Toy industry.
Agriculture.
Law enforcement.
Aspiring actor.
Wot's it to you?
Purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals.
Wealthy, eccentric relative.
Fisheries and wildlife.
4. Your favourite tipple is:
Quadruple whisky and another pint please.
A nice cup of tea.
Sherry.
Pints in vast quantities.
Lighter fluid.
A rhesus negative Bloody Mary.
Large gin, pint of cider, ice in the cider.
'53 Margaux.
What have you got?
5. When under stress, you unwind by:
eating some sugar.
reminiscing on your sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman.
having another drink.
pulling out your rolling papers.
threatening people with dead fish.
writing thoughts down in your notebook.
fucking arses.
asserting your authority.
meditating.
inspecting your carrots.
reciting Shakespeare.
6. Your drug of choice is:
Here, give us a wheeze on that fag.
I'm getting absurdly high!
Extreme violence.
A couple of Surmontil-50s.
Ohh, Baudelaire!
I'm placing you under arrest.
I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.
A delightful weekend in the country.
Pardon me?
Trade: Phenodihydrochloride benzedex. Street: The Embalmer.
I think a drink, don't you?
7. The big question in your life is:
Why can't I get on television?
Have either of you got shoes?
What do you want?
Are you a sponge or a stone?
What's that clown doing?
Who fucks arses??
Where's the aspirin?
What's your name - MacFuck?
Whence it came:
This test based on the Who's Your Fellowship Fella? test, code appears there via The Sesame Street Character Test (phew!) so go try those tests as well!
Pictures thanks to Withnail and I Multimedia Archive, Corrie.net
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